Turrible
Listen. No matter how you look at it, Koki’s “Black or White” is bad on every level. It just is.
So, who’s ready for the next solo?
I, for one, am HIGHLY optimistic.
No, Sir, I don’t like it.
I’d been meaning to get this out of my head the moment I heard this song but was too lazy. Since the PV’s out, I suppose now is a good time.
NEWS. CHANKAPAANA.
I am a NEWS fan and I ordered a copy of this single (reg. edition, if you’re curious) to support their “rebirth.”
That said, what the hell is this? I thought with the departure of Fish Eyes and Teeth the “new NEWS” would perhaps have a bit of a new sound. Shame on me I guess. That countdown page had me HYPED. There were all those little song snippets, which I thought would be intros to their new songs and they sounded so good! (they better be the b-sides)
Just like the rest of you who’d been waiting, I, too, was ready for these goobers to come back. And this is what we get?
Okay, the title. When I first read it I thought, “Say what now…? Okay, it’s made up. Fine, I’ll go with it.” Then the little preview. My reaction: “Uh.. hm. Okay, not sure how I feel about this but maybe I need to hear the whole thing.” RATIONALIZING ALREADY.
Then the full song: *FLIPS ALL THE TABLES* REALLY, NEWS? REALLY?
Here’s the problem…
Yamapi in yo pants!
So, news broke today our darling Dead Fish Eyes’ “highly anticipated” second album will be releasing July 25th.
It is titled “ERO.” He will also be touring and apparently it’s called the “ERO-P TOUR.” I guess he’s going for super sexy? Which… he’s got the tits for it.
As usual the are multiple versions: Limited A, Limited B, Regular, Plus, and Super. Actually, nevermind those last two. There is a fourth version though, but it can only be bought at Pi’s online shop through Warner Music.
This version is extra special because it comes with: Original Yamashita Tomohisa Underwear.
Now, my question is: WHUT? Did he design some panties? What do they look like? Is it just some plain pair with his signature (OR FACE)? What’s the size situation? Big booty bitches need not apply? So many questions!
Anyway, if you’re interested, snag the Shop version and get yourself some YamaPanties.
You want him in your pants? You got him.
I don’t care what Meisa is having. I just want to see her blow up like Jessica Simpson. Probably won’t happen but a girl can dream.
I gotta know
Who Jin banging over at MTV Iggy?
Their twitter — do they pimp everyone this hard?
How much is Warner paying them?
I need answers!
Excuse me, Sir…
Dear Mr. Eyes,
*sigh* Look, I am not here for “Ai, Texas.” Nope. Uh uh. Not even a little bit. You can do all the shirtless, look-at-my-moobs performances you want, but my question remains:
WHERE ARE MY ENGRISHY JAMS?!
The sexy laaady~!
The one in a mirions!
Please tell me they’re on their way. I was hoping they’d surface as the other tracks on this new single but NO. “Candy” and “PERFECT CRIME” are pretty weak b(asic)-sides. I don’t care for the first one and on the second one… I don’t expect much from you vocally but, man.
I want to get my groove on but I’m not feeling the vibe!
Anyway, bring the good stuff back, I beg of you. I miss those songs and your Miura Daichi-Lite choreography.
I write because I care, okay.
Impatiently waiting,
Uwasako
Akanishi Troop baby boom anyone?
I hope all the Akanishi Troop get someone pregnant. Then instead of at the club, they can roll up at the park together with their baby strollers.
Now with 100% more tumblr!
I can has tumblr too! Despite the change of venue I don’t think I’ll be posting all that much more, but ya never know when something’ll pop up. Below is the same post from LJ with some edits. Enjoy!
Akanishi Jin and Kuroki Meisa are married! And she’s 2 months pregnant!
Too much ghetto R&B; they got too freaky. He probably seduced her with his accents.
Freak me, baby, ahhh yeah~ ♪
Take care of that kid! A child is a serious matter, you guys. Contraception is your friend. Make sure you’re ready! The more you know!
I do wish them and their baby well though. Once they got past the “Oh shit!” phase I’m sure they were very happy. Papa Jin’s probably writing his own “Glory” song right now. Anyway, may the child be cute and talented. If musically, please take after the father.
You know, I’ve been seeing a lot of “RIP Meisa’s career” sentiment, which I find strange. I thought the ending of her music career, at least, would be a time of celebration, not mourning. *shrug*
She has been very fortunate to work with some good music makers, but her singing… Imagine if those songs had been given to Crystal Kay.
But I digress. Actually, I really don’t know where I’m going with this post. Can you tell? lol I’m just amused by this story.
“THEY’RE DATING!” “DENY! DENY! DENY!” “SCOOP! SHE’S PREGNANT! SHOTGUN WEDDING!” “WAT?! WE NEED RECEIPTS!!” “WE’RE MARRIED, SORRY. PLEASE KEEP STANNING.”
The Aramaniacs certainly had a field day and it looks like the party’s still going.
With Jin taking over America one basic dance track at a time, where does that put mother and child? Based on one of twitter Japan’s trending topics yesterday, a lot of people think they’ll divorce pretty quickly. So many Negative Nancys.
Prove ‘em wrong, Jeisa! …Min?
Oh and Johnny had no clue about any of this until it hit news stands 2 days ago. LOL Surprise! This really isn’t going to change anything as far as Jin’s work (or so they say) but if he causes anymore problems, he gonna get a hurt real bad.
Jin left a statement on his website. A very simple message: I married Meisa, can I have your blessings or something like that.
Welp, cheers.
HAPPY FRIDAY!
