Thursday, May 31, 2012

I don’t care what Meisa is having. I just want to see her blow up like Jessica Simpson. Probably won’t happen but a girl can dream.

Monday, April 9, 2012

I gotta know

Who Jin banging over at MTV Iggy?

Their twitter — do they pimp everyone this hard?

How much is Warner paying them?

I need answers!

Monday, March 5, 2012

Excuse me, Sir…

Dear Mr. Eyes,

*sigh* Look, I am not here for “Ai, Texas.” Nope. Uh uh. Not even a little bit. You can do all the shirtless, look-at-my-moobs performances you want, but my question remains:

WHERE ARE MY ENGRISHY JAMS?!

The sexy laaady~!

The one in a mirions!

Please tell me they’re on their way. I was hoping they’d surface as the other tracks on this new single but NO. “Candy” and “PERFECT CRIME” are pretty weak b(asic)-sides. I don’t care for the first one and on the second one… I don’t expect much from you vocally but, man.

I want to get my groove on but I’m not feeling the vibe!

Anyway, bring the good stuff back, I beg of you. I miss those songs and your Miura Daichi-Lite choreography.

I write because I care, okay.

Impatiently waiting,

Uwasako

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Akanishi Troop baby boom anyone?

I hope all the Akanishi Troop get someone pregnant. Then instead of at the club, they can roll up at the park together with their baby strollers.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Now with 100% more tumblr!

I can has tumblr too! Despite the change of venue I don’t think I’ll be posting all that much more, but ya never know when something’ll pop up. Below is the same post from LJ with some edits. Enjoy!


Akanishi Jin and Kuroki Meisa are married! And she’s 2 months pregnant!
Too much ghetto R&B; they got too freaky. He probably seduced her with his accents.
Freak me, baby, ahhh yeah~ ♪

Take care of that kid! A child is a serious matter, you guys. Contraception is your friend. Make sure you’re ready! The more you know!

I do wish them and their baby well though. Once they got past the “Oh shit!” phase I’m sure they were very happy. Papa Jin’s probably writing his own “Glory” song right now. Anyway, may the child be cute and talented. If musically, please take after the father.

You know, I’ve been seeing a lot of “RIP Meisa’s career” sentiment, which I find strange. I thought the ending of her music career, at least, would be a time of celebration, not mourning. *shrug*

She has been very fortunate to work with some good music makers, but her singing… Imagine if those songs had been given to Crystal Kay.

But I digress. Actually, I really don’t know where I’m going with this post. Can you tell? lol I’m just amused by this story.
“THEY’RE DATING!” “DENY! DENY! DENY!” “SCOOP! SHE’S PREGNANT! SHOTGUN WEDDING!” “WAT?! WE NEED RECEIPTS!!” “WE’RE MARRIED, SORRY. PLEASE KEEP STANNING.”

The Aramaniacs certainly had a field day and it looks like the party’s still going.

With Jin taking over America one basic dance track at a time, where does that put mother and child? Based on one of twitter Japan’s trending topics yesterday, a lot of people think they’ll divorce pretty quickly. So many Negative Nancys.

Prove ‘em wrong, Jeisa! …Min?

Oh and Johnny had no clue about any of this until it hit news stands 2 days ago. LOL Surprise! This really isn’t going to change anything as far as Jin’s work (or so they say) but if he causes anymore problems, he gonna get a hurt real bad. 

Jin left a statement on his website. A very simple message: I married Meisa, can I have your blessings or something like that.

Welp, cheers.

HAPPY FRIDAY!